Dear Dad. Do something. You did well 9 months ago, time to do more.
Dear Dad. Leave the boobs alone; they are now the property of your child.
Dear Dad. If your wife says she wants her mom. She wants HER mom not yours.
Dear Dad. TGIF is not an option for you either.
Dear Dad. Had a rough week at work. Big fucking deal. Moms are at it 24/7. Deal with it.
Dear Dad. No. You don’t get to take both the days off from parenting over the weekend. One for you, one for mom.
Dear Dad. Moms are also clueless about how to handle a child. Just like you. So learn with her.